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Road Scenes: May 30,2011

Seen this morning, a group of men sitting on the pavement off the cloverleaf intersection of Fahaheel Expressway and 5th Ring Road in Jabriya

Early morning picnic along the highway?

Seen this afternoon on the way home

The texts on the rear door read "TO EXTERNAL REQUEST"..whatever that means.

SEEN: Obama Arrested?

UP NEXT: ARRESTED
Screen capture today (May 6) from TV Patrol, a Philippine News Program (ABS-CBN). 

Whoever it is controlling the graphics must be busy wondering " Where are the photos from the Bin Laden raid?!"

But this one's a major FAIL!

Highway Man..FAIL!

I drove down South again today to check out the relocation area for our project site offices. While driving, I was toying with some photo ideas I want to do after my visit. I already had the photo in my mind- me as a highway trekker or something like that..its only a matter of execution and of course, location.

And so, on my way back to Kuwait City, I looked around for good location until I spotted this long stretch of road and decided to stop. I took my camera and tripod and prepared to make the shot. I was already doing some test shots, like 5 or 6 including the photo above, when a huge pick-up truck stopped by and parked in front of my car. A burly middle-aged man alighted from the vehicle and walked towards me. I quickly realized my mistake..I was shooting next to a pipeline!..I was aware of it but somehow I neglected it..stupid me.

At first I thought he is a police officer because of his khaki uniforms..Then he introduced himself, in good English, as the security officer for the area...He asked me in a polite manner what I was doing there and I explained to him I just came from our site and thought it was nice to have some souvenir pictures of myself in that area...He asked if I was not aware it is prohibited to approach or even take photographs there..He also asked if he can see the pictures I took so I let him.. He saw two photos of me sitting on the guard rails with the pipelines behind me and told me to delete them..I apologized and deleted the two photos with him looking while telling me not to do the same mistake again..of course I said yes..When everything was clear, we shook hands and drove our separate ways..

I could only shake my head and laugh for doing such stupidity...FAIL!

Road Scenes: Please Wash Me

Someone forgets to wash his ride...............and someone cares to remind him of that :)

SEEN: Would you like FRINCH FRISE with your normal BORGER?

I got hold of this menu from a neighborhood restaurant..Not counting the transliterated Arabic, see how many spelling mistakes can you find :)..

Don't you feel hungry ?? Would you like to have some CHICKEN STIK (chicken steak)? or some SUSEGE (sausage)? Me, I think I'd have a CLOP SANDWICH (club sandwich) and a serving of COLOSLO (coleslaw) on the side.. :)

Road Scenes: How about "Rest in Peace?"

Sleep well...for life.

My attention was instantly caught by this advertisement on a truck parked outside our building. I don't know but that slogan just doesn't sound right..What do you think?

Road Scenes: TOY..er..what was that again?

Seen today while driving at 4th Ring Road

Dark Closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together....

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"

Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the

Dad says

to the boy, "Grab your glove,

let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000"

The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here...."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..."

Girls Gone Bad?

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were
very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home
with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

Room for one more!

SEEN: No MENS allowed

Spotted in the Ladies Fitting Room, City Center Salmiya

It was the grammar mistake alright..

But aside from that, "mens", in the Philippines, is actually a slang for "menstruation"...so, ladies with their period can't use this fitting room?....

Well, that's just me and my sick state of mind..

Independence Day Fail

21

*credits to the original owner/uploader of photo

Mini US Flag = $ 0.60 each

 Red T-Shirts for Boys = $9.99 each

Popsicle Ice Pops Cherry Flavor 21 pc/box = $3.99

Waiting for the parade to pass by 

not knowing the pets just can't "wait" anymore=  PRICELESS