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Monday, May 26, 2008

Itlog mo, Noy..orens!

di ko mapigilang matawa dito sa napulot ko sa Yahoo..(credits to the original source, if you wanna see the REAL article here's the link

At siempre dahil "marumi ang utak" ko ( ako pa?!) e double-meaning sa akin yang article na yan. Kaya eto ang aking edited version. I just thought I'd change some words and voila! (hahaha)..My edit and comments on italics...Warning: para lang sa may malawak ang kaisipan heheh..
Which eggs should you be eating?

( sa Tagalog, anong itlog ang masarap kainin?)

Brown or white?
In actuality, color is simply an indication of the breed of MEN. Find the freshest  EGG with the most flavor and let color be a secondary concern.

- brown ( pinoy?) or white (kano o puti?) nyahaha ano nga ba mas masarap na itlog..ah basta daw sariwa yun ang malasa, wala yan sa kulay heheheheh..

Extra Omega-3s?

Omega-3 eggs come from MEN whose diet has added flaxseed, which yields an egg containing an average of 225 mg of Omega-3 fatty acids and vitamin E. Let eggs be eggs.

- in short, may sustansya talagang nakukuha sa pagkain ng itlog.

Does your egg need exercise?
( Really now?! hahah!)
Cage-free and free-range eggs are from MEN raised without the confines of a cage, though they may or may not have spent much time outdoors. Organic eggs are from men that are raised with the most holistic approach: their feed must meet organic standards, they must be raised humanely and sustainably, and they must be given access to the outdoors.
Hey,
happier MEN do have tastier eggs...

- Ano ba ang magandang exercise?..push and pull? shake, shake, shake?..o simpleng masahe lang...

Sumisigaw din pala ang mga itlog.."PALAYAIN!'.." MABUHAY ANG LABAN PARA SA KALAYAAN.."ang hirap nga naman ng lagi na lang nakakulong...pag malaya ang itlog, masaya..at pag masaya, malasang-malasa..nyahaha!


Does local make a difference?
Nothing is better than local eggs. ( korek ka jan)..They may have a feather or two ( ang mabalahibong itlog bow.) stuck to them or a slightly imperfect shape ( bakit nga ba ganun yun, hindi pantay hahaha) and they may or may not be certified organic; however, they have one quality I prize: I know exactly where my food came from and how it came to be!

- Aha! Sinasabi ko na nga ba..Iba pa rin ang lahing-lokal..nakakasigurado..hala sige! itaas ang bandila ng ITLOG NA PINOY...(penoyyyy, baluuutttt)

Is spending more really worth it?

I think so. Some parts of your diet are hard to manage on a budget. Eggs are less significant. Try making one evening a week where your organic eggs take center stage.

- Yung may mga regular ng supply ng itlog, nakakalibre na sila..pero kung handa ka namang magbayad para makatikim ng itlog at least once a week...sige lang, its worth it hahahah!

so now tapos na..ilang tanong na lang.

q: Ano bang masarap sa itlog?
a. Kamutin (nyahahah)

q: E paano ba gumawa ng itlog na maalat?
a. Simple lang, wag maligo ng 3 araw.

Ikaw..anong gusto mo sa itlog?

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